I'm bored. First the mentality thing.

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (SHUT UP)
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond. (I used to be a blond, actually.)


TOTAL: 5


[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 9


[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 12

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 16


[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 19


[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 25


NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally ill.

I AM 100 PERCENT MENTALLY ILL.

Yay.

NOW FOR THAT OC THING.

...

WHAT THE HELL 50 QUESTIONS


1) Choose one of your own characters (OC).
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then tag three people. (four people) *Or more *
4) Feel free to add some questions of your own.

Ooh, who to choose. UZUTARO.

1) What gender are you?
Male. Probably

2) What is your age?
They say I'm nineteen.

3) Do you want a hug?
I would, but then I'd have to sue you.

4) Do you have any bad habits?
Bad? Moi? Of course not!
Kenji: You stole a lollipop from an orphan just because it had a spiral on it!
Well, she had another.
Jiro: Didn't you steal that one too...?

5) What is your favorite food?
Why, I have plenty.

6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Swirl.
Kenji: ... That's two flavors!

7) Are you a virgin?
Kenji: God, I hope so.
Jiro: ... Ken, what's a-
Kenji: Ssh. This is a family friendly journal.
Hey, this is my questionnaire thing!

8) Have you killed anyone?
I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

9) Do you hate anyone?
Straight people.
Kenji: ... YOU NEED TO CHOOSE YOUR WORDS CAREFULLY.
Why? I hate straight things.

10) Do you have any secrets?
I did forget to remove my pickle from the laundry...

11) What is your favorite season?
I forget what it's called, that one you put on salads...

12) Who is your best friend(s)?
My cane, of course!
Jiro: ... What about us, Uzu?

13) What are your hobbies?
I have many hobbies. Some of which I've been banned from Europe for.

14) What is your favorite drink?
Something in a liquid form.

15) When is your birthday?
My birthday? The day, I was born, of course!
Kenji: April 2nd.

16) What age did you die?
Oh, I've done that a few times. First time was about 30 years ago.

17) Are you nice or mean?
Why, it's all up to the eye of the beholder! Beholder brothers, do tell.
Jiro: ... I guess he's nice.
Kenji: Nice? He doesn't let us..! ... What's something mean he does?
Jiro: You're the mean one.
Kenji: HEY.

18) Are you social or shy?
Who needs people when you can have a spin?

19) What do you think of your parents?
Hm. Well, they gave birth to me, so they must be horrible.

20) Whats your weakness?
Straightness.
Kenji: SERIOUSLY.

21) How long can you stay under water?
Oh, I can stay under for centuries! I just wouldn't get back up after a few minutes.

22) What do you do on a regular day basis?
Let's see... I go to sleep, curl my socks, put my glasses on, try finding the largest angle in trigonometry...
Kenji: You don't sleep!
Ohoho, that's right. Silly me.

23) Do you love someone?
Of course!
Kenji: I don't think you yourself counts.
Well, then of course not.
Jiro: ... Not even us?
Kenji: Ji, I don't think he knows we're his siblings yet.

24) When was the last time you wet yourself.
Odd question. I was in the shower yesterday...
Kenji: They mean the kind Ji does, Uzu.
Jiro: Hey! >//< I haven't done it in years!
Who is they, anyway?
Kenji, Jiro: ...

25) What's your favorite band?
No, really. Who is asking these questions? Well, the rubber kind, of course.

26) Ever worn a dress?
On several occasions I'm not allowed to speak about.

27) Willingly?
No one forces me to do a thing!

28) What do you consider fun in the day-time?
Why, using my monochrome spirals to send terror into the hearts of millions!
Jiro: ... -looks at shirt- ... How is this scary again, Ken?
Kenji: Beats me.

29) At night?
What's the difference?

30) Ever kissed anyone?
Define 'any'.
Jiro: WolframAlpha.com says-
Kenji: Ji, don't even bother.

31) ...Of the same gender?
Well, I'm not sure if umbrellas have genders, so sure.

34) Anyone loves you?
Jiro: We do!
Kenji: No we don't!
Jiro: But all family love each other.
Kenji: ... Ji. Do we even LOOK like a normal family to you? Huh?
Wait a second. Silence you two. We are missing two numbers.

35) What’s your favorite color?
Monochrome, of course.

36) When was the last time you cried?
When chopping onions last week.
Jiro: That was what was in our dessert...?

37) Do you have a pet?
Why, yes. I remember her. A fine snake she was. We lost her in the home several years ago. Wasn't that the same time your hamsters disappeared?
Jiro: ... DAGGETT.
Kenji: UZU YOU WHY BUT NORBERT AND WHY
Oh, yes, now I remember. We set them free into the wild.

38) What did you name your pet?
Pets have names?

39) Are you crazy?
I'd say yes, but then acknowledging it makes me sane enough to know I am. I'd prefer the term spiratic.
Kenji: He is, folks, don't worry.

40) What are you?
Who am I? I could ask you the very same question, mysterious questioner. I'm Kajou Uzutaro, of course! Surname tentative!

41) What´s your nickname?
Uzu, I believe. They also called me 04242564 at the asylum.
Kenji: You never told us you were at an asylum.
I've never mentioned many things, actually.

42) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?
Well, I'm pretty tall, so I'm not down. Happy would have to describe me.

43) If you were a superhero, you'll be...?
Spiralman! Straight from the 1920s comes our favorite superhero, using his spirals to hypotize and confuse his foes!
Jiro: I'd watch it!
Kenji: You watch Dora the Explorer, your opinion doesn't count.

45) What is your current occupation?
I'm occupied by the twists and turns of insanity. Also, where's 44, Riddler?

46) Who do you know that bugs you?
Hm, Kenji enjoys insects. I guess Kenji.
Kenji: WHAT.
Jiro: Does this make me the favor-OW MY HAIR MY HAIR

47) What's your favorite song?
Something musical.

48) Do you consider yourself a warrior?
Some do, though I've discovered wearing undergarments and a blanket around your neck in public isn't socially acceptable.

50) Final question. Who do you tag?
Where is 49? There can be no finishing without 32, 33, 44, or 49.
Kenji: Good. We're done.
We can't be done.
Jiro: Maybe Chippy accidently deleted them?
No, no, this quiz master is questioning me further. I must discover his and or her reasons. Come on, Kenjiro, we shall spend our days figuring this out!
Kenji: NO, THIS IS THE END. WE'RE DONE. TAG SOMEONE AND LEAVE.
Jiro: He's right, though, there are missing ques-brick'd-



ENJOY THE FIRST PUBLIC INTRODUCTION OF UZUTARO, KENJI, AND JIRO. I never get to use them. Uzutaro, the insane older brother of the boys obsessed with spirals and being black and white, and the twins Kenjiro, black and white nine year old boys!